I watched More to Love last night.  I'm not particularly proud of this.  Nor am I really all that proud of how excited I felt leading up to the show...all the same, I was pumped.  I settled into my couch equipped with a dinner of cod w/salsa and peas and prepared to feel good about myself.  Anddd then the show started and suddenly I was depressed...



First of all let me just say...this guy might be an enorm (ha!) creep.  He kind of had me at first with his 'loving people for who they are' and 'liking curves'.  But about 3 first meeting make outs and an overall feeling of creepiness later I have decided I just dont know about this one.   I really WANT to believe someone like this guy exists, but I'm not sold.

These girls though...damn.  Screw guys everywhere, right?  These girls seem nice.  NONE OF THEM have really been out on dates?!  There are obviously some self esteem issues but it's not like they're fug.  These girls are fat, obviously, or they wouldn't have been selected.  But none of them were really like 'holy shit get them off of the television'.  Tali is straight up gorgeous, let's be serious.  All of them are basket cases ready to 'marry' this bro, although his is pretty typical to women on dating shows.  I get that Melissa is only 21 and clearly has a lot of shit going on but stopppp cryinggggg.  Suicide watch for that one once she inevitably gets the boot. 

Finally, Fox has done it again. I'm going to watch this show at least once or twice more before quitting it (maybe), but it's pretty bad.  Is it REALLY necessary for them to put the height and weight of every girl up while she's talking.  I mean, give me a break.  We get it, we're watching...they're big.  Leave them be if you really just want to 'help them find love'. Also, if I had to choose between this show and the Bachelorette...sign me up for More to Love.  This one looks way more fun.  They got bombed AND got to eat meat skewers.  I'm totally sold. 

Early Predictions:

• Lots of shots of these girls eating.  Because...fat people...eat...
  
• One of the skinnier ones--Tali or Arriane will be in the finale but lose to the bigger contestant because 'he doesn't see size'. 
  
• At some point Fox sends in a bunch of skinny girls, homeboy loves the attention but eventually sends them home because 'he likes curvy' girls.
  
• Relationship absolutely doesn't work out after the show, he loses weight and dates a skinny girl who wants to be in the tabloids.  Ends up as a Subway spokesperson because Jared is getting boring and irrelevant. 
  
• Jilted girl ends up on 'More to Love' looking for love from a man who likes BBW. 
  

What did YOU think?

~Love Handles